THE FOURTEEN DEADLY SINS
The seven deadly sins are: pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed and sloth. These are all known to divorce lawyers as the basis for drafting divorce petitions on either adultery or unreasonable behaviour. The Vatican has, however, now added to the list with seven new mortal sins, namely: environmental pollution, genetic manipulation, accumulating excessive wealth, inflicting poverty, drug trafficking and consumption, morally debatable experiments and the violation of fundamental human rights. I can’t wait to draft my first “green” petition for say fly-tipping by a multi millionaire.
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I'm sure someone else will correct me if this is wrong.
By the way - how come no-one is half as interested in the seven heavenly virtues as they are in the deadly sins?
Strangely not many of my clients ever want to tell me about the heavenly virtues exhibited by their spouse!