So scientists reckon flatulent dinosaurs could have contributed to the global warming that took place over 200 million years ago. Well it makes good headlines, or so one of my clients thought when I met her in a newsagent’s, once upon a time.
“Have you seen the paper today?” she asked. “There’s an article on my ex-husband, just here,” and she pointed with her finger.
“Exstinked,” the headline read.
“I always told you he was an old fogey with a wind problem!”