Monday, 7 September 2009

HE'S LEAVING


Millions of women across the nation were devastated this morning by news that the other man in their life is leaving. “I'd rather leave while we're in love, as the song says, … while we still delight in each other's company,” he explained.

No longer will he be there when they get up on a morning. Their cornflakes and toast will never taste the same again. Yes, Sir Terry Wogan today announced that he will retire from the Radio 2 Breakfast Show that he has hosted for 16 years, at the end of the year.

1 comment:

stephen twist said...

Devastated about Terry, but fascinated by your lovely idea for a divorce blog. Keep going!